hi i’m ryan
this took a lot of time
pls hire me
I create high-performance UGC and professional paid ads, alongside expert content coaching, that don’t just get views – they drive momentum.
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Everything you need to know about me
1. I fit in every niche – Funny brainrot creator, mechanical engineering student, U.S. department of defense intern (with security clearance!), powerlifter/bodybuilder, and multi-sport athlete.
2. I am very chronically online so I’m always on top of trends.
3. Even if I’m chronically online, I take UGC seriously and will always deliver high quality content (I once posted 20x/day for a client just to try and hit 100K views within a week, which I did.)
4. I’m interested in tech, fitness, and looksmaxxing (BLACK PILL).
5. I’m based in California aka the golden state.
6. Scale my personal brand.
Brands that trust me
(the list is growing, quick take up the last spots!)
Artisan
Halo AI
CuFlow
Neon
Candle
Lovart
Prime Meridian
Methods
Ostium
HeyStar
Gizmo
Willow
Decart Stream
Vizzy Labs
Lovora
Cantina AI
Knowunity
Achievements worth mentioning:
$100K gross revenue
Achieved $100,000 in gross revenue as a UGC creator/coach in 6 months
$1k --> $15k revenue
Created and scaled my own personal LLC from $1000 revenue my first month to $15,000 my second month
24M+ views
24M+ views on my personal account (2 months)
11M+ views
11M+ views total for Candle (1 month)
My portfolio
Top Funnel (Humorous/brainrot content)
= brand awareness
12.8M
8.6M
4.3M
2.1M
1.5M